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Mustache Of The Week
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Ok, so, this weeks nomination was sent it by me, Tyler Demeo...
.com. It's Venom. Read it:
It all started with a simple mistake. While participating
in the first Secret Wars, Spider-Man really trashed his costume.
He came across two other heroes who earlier had similar problems
and told him there was a machine capable of making any article of
clothing you can think of. Unfortunately for Spider-Man, they neglected
to tell him where to find it. Spider-Man did find a device that
he thought looked like "it wants to make a costume". It
produced a small, black ball that initially set off his spider-sense
as he picked it up. The ball oozed over the confused hero and became
a black costume. Spider-Man wore the costume for a few months, enjoying
the fact that it produced its own webbing and could change to mimic
his civilian clothes.
This all came to an end when Spider-Man discovered his new costume
was actually an alien symbiote trying to bond to him permanently.
Mr. Fantastic separated the two with his sonic blaster and captured
the symbiote for study. The costume escaped and rejoined Spider-Man
briefly, but the hero tried to kill the symbiote using the noise
from a church's bell tower. The plan worked too well, and the symbiote
saved Spider-Man’s life before hiding itself in the church.
The other half of this future combo, Eddie Brock, was the star
investigative reporter for the Daily Globe. Eddie was a particularly
driven man driven to seek the approval of his stone-hearted father.
It stands to reason that when his biggest score--a man confessing
to be Sin-Eater--was exposed as a fraud when the real Sin-Eater
was captured by Spider-Man, Brock went a little over the edge. The
paper fired him, his father disowned him, and his marriage ended.
Brock's mind locked onto Spider-Man as the source of all his woes
and thus began Brock's burning hatred of him. But life continued
to deal harshly with Brock, and soon he decided to commit suicide.
Stopping by a church to pray before he did the fateful deed, Brock's
intense hatred of Spider-Man was noticed by the symbiote who had
been hidden there since its last confrontation with Spider-Man.
The two bonded and became Venom.
Before Venom revealed himself to Spider-Man, he decided to fuck
with him for a bit. One time, Peter Parker was going to catch a
train, but someone pushed him off the platform and onto the train
tracks, with the train only seconds away. Peter was able to move
out of the way in time, but he was shocked that his spider sense
never warned him that someone was about to put him in danger. Another
time, Peter left a big party to go take care of something as Spider-Man,
and as he was climbing up a building (still in his party clothes),
someone reached out a window and pushed him off the building. It
should be noted that during this time, Peter was wearing a costume
that looked like the symbiote one. So one night, Mary Jane came
home and saw a set of big white eyes sitting in darkness. She started
talking to them cause she thought it was Peter, but then she realized
that the person sitting there was a lot bigger than Peter. Venom
then revealed his hideous grin to Mary Jane, which frightened her.
Venom left and later, Mary Jane told Peter what had happened. Peter
went to confront Venom, but Venom was able to sneak up on him. The
two fought and Venom won. He then webbed Spider-Man to the inside
of the church bell with tons of webbing. Spider-Man was able to
free himself before he was killed, and then he and Venom fought
on top of the church. Spider-Man knew that Venom’s webbing
was organic and that the suit needed time to replenish it’s
supply, so he kept knocking Venom off the top of the church to force
him to use his webbing. Eventually, Venom couldn’t produce
any more webbing, and he fell to the ground below and was defeated.
Venom has battled Spider-Man, and anyone else who gets in his way,
numerous times since then. Brock sees himself as a hero, protecting
innocents from the "evil" Spider-Man. Venom desperately
hates his son, Carnage, who he sees as a perversion of all that
he is. In truth Venom has acted as a hero on several occasions,
but he believes anyone he sees as "evil" should die, and
this puts him in the same category as the Punisher. He still hates
Spider-Man, but for a while regarded him as a necessary evil since
the Wall-Crawler also protects the "innocent". Venom served
a homeless community of "under people" in San Francisco
as their "protector" for a while but make no mistake:
that Venom was insane. Shortly after that, Venom had an epic struggle
with the returned Spider-Clone, Ben Reilly, who was Scarlet Spider
at the time and managed to separate Brock and the symbiote.
After being rejoined, Venom's killer instincts surfaced once again,
and little by little he became a threat to innocent people as well.
He acquired selective amnesia (Brock no longer remembers Peter is
Spider-Man, and the symbiote doesn't seem to make any effort to
remind him of that). Brock absorbed Cletus Kasady's symbiote and
joined the Sinister Six. But he soon regretted it and then tried
to kill his former teammates. He left Sandman near death, after
biting chunk out of him, and attacked Electro, leaving him also
for dead. He made some sort of peace with Spidey (again), only to
foolishly blame him for something as farfetched as his wife's suicide.
Venom returned later on to reveal that Eddie Brock had cancer,
and he could not survive without a permanent merge with the symbiote.
In the end, Spider-man convinces the symbiote to go through with
this "permanent merge." However, Eddie goes through a
religious awakening and auctions off the symbiote to Don Fortunato
who gives it to his son, Angelo, so he can be redeemed. The symbiote
later kills Angelo and joins up with Mac Gargan (the Scorpion).
The last we see of Eddie, he has slit his wrists in an alley. There
was an issue a few months later that shows Eddie in a hospital bed,
and there is an upcoming story arc in June titled “The Last
Temptation of Eddie Brock.” Also, Venom will be in Spider-Man
3, in theaters May 4.
So that’s it for this week’s edition of Mustache Of
The Week. Remember to send your pictures to tyler@tylerdemeo.com.
Peace out mutha fuckas!
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